I like looking at real estate in other countries.
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thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(via greywind-s)


cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

(via borinq)


meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

(via borinq)


coolscar:

coolscar:

i think im gonna lay down…………

THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers

(via borinq)


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daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via tomhiddleeston)


thelittlebookstore:

Over here in The Netherlands we have this amusement park called The Efteling and most of the rollercoasters have really cool names like The Python and The Flying Dutchman and then there is one called Bob. 

(via the-doors-are-closed)


theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

(Source: lynxward, via the-doors-are-closed)


jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(via the-doors-are-closed)


one-direction-rocks-me:

work-it-out:

people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people

people who put the “x” under their gifs and you think it the link to the video but is really a link to their blog are my least favorite kind of people

(via the-doors-are-closed)


seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: memelovingfuck, via piertotum-locomottor)


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